Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Open Source Showcase #1: Captain Root Beer

 

The man who would one day become Captain Root Beer was born Johann Rotbier in Holland - at an early age, his family uprooted from their small home and moved to the western United States in search of new work. The airplane flight over the Atlantic captivated young Johann, and for all his days the boy wanted to become an airline pilot. Upon reaching manhood he attended Diamond Runways Flight School in Los Angeles, and made many friends there - one spring day he and his classmates took a road trip out into the California desert, where they found an abandoned ghost town, Sarsaparilla Springs. In the town's dusty old saloon, Johann discovered a small bronze badge with a yellowed note reading: "THIS IS THE SARSAPARILLA TALISMAN - USE IT ONLY FOR GOOD." Upon pinning the Talisman to his lapel, Johann found himself possessed of superhuman strength and the effervescent power of flight, granting him the power to become: Captain Root Beer! Since then, the Captain has used his bubbly sarsaparilla powers to thwart evildoing both on the ground and in the air. (He also does advertisements.)

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This is the first entry in a series of entries on open source characters I have devised. All Open Source Showcase characters and concepts can be used and modified freely and without attribution, no Paragraphs needed. Enjoy!

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

The Hour of Mormo

Part I

Nightdark Savings Time


3.13.23 – I guess I picked a good day to start this journal. Group’s only been telling me to do it for, what is it, three weeks now? And I think it’s gonna prove to be productive. Especially today. Today, it’s really hard to control the anger.

I was sitting out on the deck, reading the news, when I realized how unusually dark it was. I felt like the sun was supposed to be up, but it was only just peeking above the horizon. That was when I saw the article: in the last funding appropriations bill, some asshole in Congress slipped in a rider that not only abolished Daylight Savings Time, but replaced it with a reversed procedure that adds an extra hour of darkness to the day. My phone auto-syncs, so when my alarm went off I didn’t even realize what had happened. Now I have to wake up in the dark all spring? What the hell’s up with that?

I hate the dark. Hate hate hate it. Definitely an anger trigger there.

But I need to remember that that’s what the therapy is to help me with. I can’t get mad the same way I used to anymore. That’s what drove Heather away, after all—that’s why I can’t see the kids. I’m still frustrated by the government’s attempts to meddle in our lives, but there are constructive ways that I can deal with those feelings. At the very least, if I can’t keep the feelings from being destructive, there are skills I can use to step away from them.

It is really weird, though. “Nightdark Savings Time?” Who voted for that? There’s a bunch of fresh meat in the Senate now, maybe it was one of them.

Oh well. As long as it doesn’t spike my taxes, I’m sure I’ll survive. What’s a little darkness? “Life goes on,” after all, as we say in group.

I think I can beat this anger thing.

Half the battle is just a few deep breaths…

"Based on a True Story" Revisited

 

Dahksa Superbio and the Order of Soonmai are available for use by anyone, with only one condition. This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Dahksa Superbio and the Order of Soonmai, in order that others may use these properties as they wish. All rights reversed.

It’s, hmm…I don’t know,” said Grant Richmond, alias the Mad Hatter.

Yeah, it’s, uh…there’s a word for it. I just don’t know what that word is,” said Reuben Reuben, alias the Red Rube.

I like it!” Persephone exclaimed.

The two superheroes turned to look at her.

You know, Seph,” the Rube said, raising an eyebrow. “You don’t have to be nice about everything. Especially when there’s no one around to get their feelings hurt.”

Oh, you don’t care for it?” Grant asked. “Whew, thank goodness. I thought I was the only one.”

I like it,” Persephone reaffirmed. “I think it’s fun. It’s simple, maybe even crude, but I like the message.”

The message is hard to figure out,” the Rube said. “And that’s on top of the fact that the art is ugly as sin.”

I will say, Persephone, I have seen better,” the Hatter said, nodding.

Wednesday, January 28, 2026

The Cambric Rider

 The King is dead. He lies flat on a coarse stone slab in a shabby room in one of the great towers of the City of the Miserable.

His robes are muddy and torn, his skin is marred by leprosy, and his eyes are nothing more than pus-swollen black pools. His greenish skin is scratched and bruised by brambles and rocks, and there is great pain in his frozen expression. And yet for two reasons he still births great jealousy in all who see him: first of all, he is dead, and thus spared the Miseries of life. And second, he was once a King, and so lived a life without Misery, as all Kings surely do. He does not belong here, they whisper, one who has never known our burden, and never will.

What they do not know is that Misery was the name of his domain.

In a far-off city, which stood on the shores of a nameless lake, the King ruled from behind a Golden Mask. And the Priests and the Jesters and the Women of his court were masked as well; and behind their masks hypocrisy reigned. His pious Priests laughed mockingly, his mirthful Jesters were broken by sorrow, and his luscious Women were faithless and haggish. And he, who was pure in blood and rich in earthly wealth, was in fact a hideous leper, and a master of a dead kingdom. He learned the truth one horrible day, when he was inspired by idle fancy to glimpse his own face for the first time.

In the King’s dreams another King had come before him, wearing a mask of his own, of pallid white. This second King, whose robes and vestments shone gold, was the one who had whispered the suggestion that he should remove his shining mask, and look upon the visage beneath. It was this Hidden King who had brought him to shame and ruin…

When the leper King first took to wandering the wilds of his land, having chosen exile for himself, he wondered sometimes if the Hidden King had driven him off his throne to take it for himself. But that no longer concerned him. His grief and disillusionment were too great. So great were they that he had taken his very eyes from their sockets, and roamed bleeding and blinded in search of oblivion or fate.

Now he is dead, his final mask having fallen away. The illusion that is life has left him.

And yet—two others stand by his side. One is the leper-girl who found him, and brought him into the City of the Miserable; while the other is an Ethiopian, one of the legendary Embalmer Women of the desert who make art out of corpses.

It does not bring me joy to sell the body of one I loved,” the leper-girl says, shuddering. “And yet, the miseries of the City of the Miserable have proven to be beyond my imagination. I must find some good in this man’s death.”

He is a strange being. I sense a curious light in him,” the Embalmer Woman murmurs, from her toothless mouth. “I will give you thirty pieces of gold for him.”

For thirty pieces of gold,” says the leper-girl, with more than a hint of shame, “I may well quit the Miserable City.”

The Embalmer smiles, exposing the pink nubs of her gums. She does not tell the young leper that the wounded King will bring her much more than she’s paying.

The girl likely knows, but she accepts the money anyway. The King’s spirit, lingering nearby, sees the perpetuation of the cycle that drove him from his throne. Love and promises are eroded by gold; no wonder his forefathers made their masks of it, when hiding from the world and its light.

But still he slumbers, only dimly aware of the sale of his remains. The embalming commences. The Woman removes his organs from his cavities with her long, curving fork, and fills his veins with her potions. She grooms his hair and scrubs his skin smooth, or smooth as a leper gets, with the hard edge of a clam-shell. She polishes him in the manner of her people, making even his eyeless face lovely. He feels no pain in this process.

He does feel the faint motion of the Embalmer Woman’s cart below him; but its significance eludes him. He is carried elsewhere, far, far away from the City of the Miserable, to a place called Arras. The Embalmer Woman knows the clientele of Europe, and the trio who await her here will make the best use of his body.

He only begins to dread when he hears their eerie laughter. It is that laughter that provides the first breath—for already they have begun pushing the spark of life back into his carcass. They will make a splendid poppet of him. Beyond their cackles comes the second breath, and all of a sudden feeling and caring are forced back inside him. A third breath comes, and then a fourth.

His mind, now a victim of their sorcery, perceives the whole of time and space. For theirs is a power banished from the primordial long ago—or at least, a fragment of such. Even dimmed, it is great enough to open infinity to his mind. He sees ages of ice, the creeping frozen death of mankind’s early days, through the eyes of a masked primitive called Odjigh. Just as swiftly he is thrust to the creeping frozen death that waits at civilization’s end, when the Terrestrial Fire will sweep down and make mockery of the Sun. Brackets around history: the Ice Age at one end, and the Night Land, Zothique, and the Junpi at the other. Eons of horror and famine under a crimson gaze—or an emerald one.

And in a great rush he sees everything in between…infinite purpose emerges, only to dissolve into meaninglessness, as he witnesses the fall of all ambition, all empires.

When the King in the Golden Mask awakens into life again, he does so babbling, with froth at his lips.

 

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Thursday, January 15, 2026

PhantomEye is Anti-Fascist

PhantomEye Press is adamantly and absolutely opposed to fascism and all who perpetuate it. We are opposed to the chaos and destruction spread by Donald J. Trump, whether it is his promotion of white supremacist conspiracy theories, his illegal coup d'etat in Venezuela, his deployment of armed forces into American communities, his violent assaults on BIPOC families, his hateful transphobia, or his dismantlement of the benefit system upon which millions of sick and elderly Americans depend. Though we are a small publisher, we will do all we can to sponsor vulnerable communities and resist right-wing tyranny. It is the duty of every able human being to combat fascism, which now seeks to dominate governments worldwide on an unprecedented scale and crush the spirit of democracy and liberty that millions gave their lives to raise. White supremacy, Christian supremacy, capitalism, and patriarchy are all intrinsically anti-human institutions and must be destroyed if we are to all stand free. Stand with your communities to resist ICE's terrorism. We will be there with you. 

Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Happy New Year from PhantomEye!

Sending best wishes to all our awesome readers - I hope everyone has a great 2026. Thanks for making 2025 a great first year for PhantomEye! The upcoming year will see new adventures for Persephone and NOCTURNE, plus the launch of a brand new series, centering on nothing less than the madness at the end of the world. Fun times await!

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Awful Agonies: Stories Inspired by How Awful About Allan - Now Available from PhantomEye!


More eerie horror from PhantomEye Press! Today sees the release of Awful Agonies: Stories Inspired by How Awful About Allan, a collection of five unsettling tales set in the world of the '70s Anthony Perkins TV thriller!

"Professor Allan Colleigh was psychosomatically blinded after inadvertently playing a role in his father's fiery accident death. Someone close to him took advantage of his condition to try to murder him. That story was told in the classic 1970 TV thriller movie How Awful About Allan.

In this collection, five brand new stories expand on the dark legacy of the Colleigh family, digging deep into Allan's uncertain future...and his horrific past."

Awful Agonies is dedicated to my boyfriend Julian - today is his birthday. Love you, babe!

Check it out in print or ebook today! 

Open Source Showcase #1: Captain Root Beer

  The man who would one day become Captain Root Beer was born Johann Rotbier in Holland - at an early age, his family uprooted from their sm...