Wednesday, January 28, 2026

The Cambric Rider

 The King is dead. He lies flat on a coarse stone slab in a shabby room in one of the great towers of the City of the Miserable.

His robes are muddy and torn, his skin is marred by leprosy, and his eyes are nothing more than pus-swollen black pools. His greenish skin is scratched and bruised by brambles and rocks, and there is great pain in his frozen expression. And yet for two reasons he still births great jealousy in all who see him: first of all, he is dead, and thus spared the Miseries of life. And second, he was once a King, and so lived a life without Misery, as all Kings surely do. He does not belong here, they whisper, one who has never known our burden, and never will.

What they do not know is that Misery was the name of his domain.

In a far-off city, which stood on the shores of a nameless lake, the King ruled from behind a Golden Mask. And the Priests and the Jesters and the Women of his court were masked as well; and behind their masks hypocrisy reigned. His pious Priests laughed mockingly, his mirthful Jesters were broken by sorrow, and his luscious Women were faithless and haggish. And he, who was pure in blood and rich in earthly wealth, was in fact a hideous leper, and a master of a dead kingdom. He learned the truth one horrible day, when he was inspired by idle fancy to glimpse his own face for the first time.

In the King’s dreams another King had come before him, wearing a mask of his own, of pallid white. This second King, whose robes and vestments shone gold, was the one who had whispered the suggestion that he should remove his shining mask, and look upon the visage beneath. It was this Hidden King who had brought him to shame and ruin…

When the leper King first took to wandering the wilds of his land, having chosen exile for himself, he wondered sometimes if the Hidden King had driven him off his throne to take it for himself. But that no longer concerned him. His grief and disillusionment were too great. So great were they that he had taken his very eyes from their sockets, and roamed bleeding and blinded in search of oblivion or fate.

Now he is dead, his final mask having fallen away. The illusion that is life has left him.

And yet—two others stand by his side. One is the leper-girl who found him, and brought him into the City of the Miserable; while the other is an Ethiopian, one of the legendary Embalmer Women of the desert who make art out of corpses.

It does not bring me joy to sell the body of one I loved,” the leper-girl says, shuddering. “And yet, the miseries of the City of the Miserable have proven to be beyond my imagination. I must find some good in this man’s death.”

He is a strange being. I sense a curious light in him,” the Embalmer Woman murmurs, from her toothless mouth. “I will give you thirty pieces of gold for him.”

For thirty pieces of gold,” says the leper-girl, with more than a hint of shame, “I may well quit the Miserable City.”

The Embalmer smiles, exposing the pink nubs of her gums. She does not tell the young leper that the wounded King will bring her much more than she’s paying.

The girl likely knows, but she accepts the money anyway. The King’s spirit, lingering nearby, sees the perpetuation of the cycle that drove him from his throne. Love and promises are eroded by gold; no wonder his forefathers made their masks of it, when hiding from the world and its light.

But still he slumbers, only dimly aware of the sale of his remains. The embalming commences. The Woman removes his organs from his cavities with her long, curving fork, and fills his veins with her potions. She grooms his hair and scrubs his skin smooth, or smooth as a leper gets, with the hard edge of a clam-shell. She polishes him in the manner of her people, making even his eyeless face lovely. He feels no pain in this process.

He does feel the faint motion of the Embalmer Woman’s cart below him; but its significance eludes him. He is carried elsewhere, far, far away from the City of the Miserable, to a place called Arras. The Embalmer Woman knows the clientele of Europe, and the trio who await her here will make the best use of his body.

He only begins to dread when he hears their eerie laughter. It is that laughter that provides the first breath—for already they have begun pushing the spark of life back into his carcass. They will make a splendid poppet of him. Beyond their cackles comes the second breath, and all of a sudden feeling and caring are forced back inside him. A third breath comes, and then a fourth.

His mind, now a victim of their sorcery, perceives the whole of time and space. For theirs is a power banished from the primordial long ago—or at least, a fragment of such. Even dimmed, it is great enough to open infinity to his mind. He sees ages of ice, the creeping frozen death of mankind’s early days, through the eyes of a masked primitive called Odjigh. Just as swiftly he is thrust to the creeping frozen death that waits at civilization’s end, when the Terrestrial Fire will sweep down and make mockery of the Sun. Brackets around history: the Ice Age at one end, and the Night Land, Zothique, and the Junpi at the other. Eons of horror and famine under a crimson gaze—or an emerald one.

And in a great rush he sees everything in between…infinite purpose emerges, only to dissolve into meaninglessness, as he witnesses the fall of all ambition, all empires.

When the King in the Golden Mask awakens into life again, he does so babbling, with froth at his lips.

 

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Thursday, January 15, 2026

PhantomEye is Anti-Fascist

PhantomEye Press is adamantly and absolutely opposed to fascism and all who perpetuate it. We are opposed to the chaos and destruction spread by Donald J. Trump, whether it is his promotion of white supremacist conspiracy theories, his illegal coup d'etat in Venezuela, his deployment of armed forces into American communities, his violent assaults on BIPOC families, his hateful transphobia, or his dismantlement of the benefit system upon which millions of sick and elderly Americans depend. Though we are a small publisher, we will do all we can to sponsor vulnerable communities and resist right-wing tyranny. It is the duty of every able human being to combat fascism, which now seeks to dominate governments worldwide on an unprecedented scale and crush the spirit of democracy and liberty that millions gave their lives to raise. White supremacy, Christian supremacy, capitalism, and patriarchy are all intrinsically anti-human institutions and must be destroyed if we are to all stand free. Stand with your communities to resist ICE's terrorism. We will be there with you. 

Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Happy New Year from PhantomEye!

Sending best wishes to all our awesome readers - I hope everyone has a great 2026. Thanks for making 2025 a great first year for PhantomEye! The upcoming year will see new adventures for Persephone and NOCTURNE, plus the launch of a brand new series, centering on nothing less than the madness at the end of the world. Fun times await!

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Awful Agonies: Stories Inspired by How Awful About Allan - Now Available from PhantomEye!


More eerie horror from PhantomEye Press! Today sees the release of Awful Agonies: Stories Inspired by How Awful About Allan, a collection of five unsettling tales set in the world of the '70s Anthony Perkins TV thriller!

"Professor Allan Colleigh was psychosomatically blinded after inadvertently playing a role in his father's fiery accident death. Someone close to him took advantage of his condition to try to murder him. That story was told in the classic 1970 TV thriller movie How Awful About Allan.

In this collection, five brand new stories expand on the dark legacy of the Colleigh family, digging deep into Allan's uncertain future...and his horrific past."

Awful Agonies is dedicated to my boyfriend Julian - today is his birthday. Love you, babe!

Check it out in print or ebook today! 

Thursday, November 6, 2025

Leighton's Mission

The Doctor Who “Wilderness Years” were a fertile time for independent audio series. Among the most obscure was musician Peter Trapani's Layton's Mission. Although it held no licensed connection to the Doctor Who Universe, it successfully featured actors well-known for their work on the show, including Colin Baker and Anneke Wills.

Ultimately, though, the series became infamous not for its plot, but for the eccentric, offensive, and frequently deranged behavior of its creator. This real-life controversy inspired Kaldor City creator Alan Stevens to launch a subtle parody: he skewered Trapani in the third episode, “Hidden Persuaders,” creating the maniacal inventor Leighton.

Now, with Mr. Stevens' kind permission, here is the story of Leighton's last moments, delivered from his own disturbed point of view.


i, leighton, present resident of westmare township, hereby do make my testament unto this world that i have been UTTERLY FUCKED OVER BY EVERYBODY. i, a humble man and AVOWED SEXUAL NORMATIVE, devoted subject of whatever government i happen to live under, an artist scientist and deliverer of visions, have been targeted by a conspiracy of SEXUALLY DISTURBED PEOPLE who have a strong intent towards rendering me unable to produce my gifts. this includes the use of such illegal and devious methods as MACHINE TELEPATHY, a machine by which without proper crystal shielding one’s inner thoughts and feelings, such as they are, are exposed to what we shall call so-called “mind piracy” (MP). thoughts are like downloads and can be shared over illegal piratical frequencies, and so one’s product can be ripped out and sold to the highest bidder before it can even get a release. and as such a conspiracy was placed against me when future previews were taken (PIRATED!!) by M(ind)P(irate)s which revealed my invention of what was likely a tremendous physical revolution in robot invention, a hexomanual polydirective assistance droid, and used a complex system of CHISELS to remove density from the floorboards of the office of a certain prominent executive upon whose patronage this humble creator was depending! causing embarrassment upon embarrassment when the expensive equipment broke through the damaged floor and provoked a completely unjustified threat of civil action and an order of restraint. since then, this party has taken it upon himself to organize a letter-writing campaign to the figure in question urging and in some regrettable cases ordering him to reconsider his standing on the matter. this, due probably in no small part to the conspiracy of SEX DEVIANT MPs, has not produced any observable results to date. similar attempts to pitch the assistance droid to buyers have turned up what we professionals call ZIP ZILCH AND NADA, again very likely probably due to activities by said mental terrorists.

but you’re shortsighted in the head if you believe that i preach this testament merely to spill my bile against the sick sick fucking disgusting practices of bureaucrats and power mad mental aberrants. no it is to reveal the roots of the vast conspiracy AS A WHOLE that these words are penned; for i, a man, am of uncommon origins and have yet to reveal the full nature of such due to a combination of emotional paranoia (my fault, unfortunate) and worries of exposure opening me to the forces that i shall henceforth call The Network. i feel i shall die soon in spirit if not in body and so let me tell you why those bastards and blooddrinking religious parasites target us by striking at the mind: consider a complex conspiratorial machine under which manufacturing ideas that defy opposition to the concept of the fourth dimensional cube are no longer considered socially “practical” or scientifically “sound.” yes, to many, the idea of a four part cube upon which time is imprinted is INSANE but only due to subversive mechanical subscripts etched in the social “conscience.” listen and learn……

Friday, October 31, 2025

Secrets of Koth

Well, I ain’t much of a storyteller…but here goes.

There was always somethin’ funny goin’ on in my hometown. When I was in school I had to do this history project, lookin’ into the meanin’ of our town’s name? An’ what I found was real surprisin’. My town had been founded by two men, William L. Gordon and Steve Allison—the latter also bein’ called the Sonora Kid. Both of ‘em were cowboy types, rough ‘n’ tumble gunmen of the Old West. William’s son Francis Xavier Gordon and Steve’s son Steve Allison Jr. became friends, as their fathers had been. They were adventurers who went on weird adventures all over the world together. Anyway, when William Gordon and Steve Allison Sr. founded the town, they named it Alldon, a combination of their names. This was simplified to Allon, then Allen, and then what it is today. I guess town names in Texas used to be pretty flexible in the old days. I blame beer.

What stood out to me at the time was the fact that William Gordon kept talkin’ about the town “puttin’ somethin’ away.” Like it was built over somethin’ bad that the buildings and roads helped keep packed down. I remember learnin’ in a separate school project that some of the Indians who lived in the area supposedly practiced cannibalism about seven centuries ago, but I don’t think this related to any of that. No, this was somethin’ different. Somethin’ that ran a little deeper.

Wednesday, October 15, 2025

"La Paix"

CASE FILE: INDIV-EV0725-PRIME

SUBJECT NAME: Apolinary Beaulys, aka “La Paix.”

STATUS: Deceased.

CLASSIFICATION: Homicide, Occult, Psionic, Xanthous_related

The Cambric Rider

  The King is dead. He lies flat on a coarse stone slab in a shabby room in one of the great towers of the City of the Miserable. His robes...