The following is a video transcript of the surveillance footage that captured Event O15-2001, a security incident that occurred in the contact vault of Site Zero-Alpha. AUTHORIZED EYES ONLY.
(Agent Rodriguez walks into the room and seats himself across from the client. If he is surprised by the client’s unusual appearance, he does not show it.)
RODRIGUEZ: Good afternoon, Mr. Olu. Is it okay if I call you that? Mr. Olu?
ORM OLU: No. Do not call me that. In fact, I’d prefer if you did not refer to me at all.
RODRIGUEZ: Alas, I’ve been assigned to interview you, Mr. Olu, so I have to call you something. What’s a better name for you? (Pause) Mr. Olu, should I—
ORM OLU: Stop! Stop saying that. You can call me O. Or O.O. Or Orm Olu, if you absolutely must. (Growls) But to use “Olu” like a surname is wholly inaccurate.
R: I see. Thank you for clarifying. (Pause) My name is Alejandro Rodriguez, O.O.
O: Am I supposed to care?
R: I just figured you would like to know how to refer to me.
O: I’ve no intent of speaking with you, fleshworm.
