If you were to go to a certain high-end haberdashery in London in the rough middle of the 20th Century, you might, if it has not yet sold, find a particularly elegant specimen of top hat. There are many artifacts of temporal significance within that hat-shop, but anyone with even a bit of chronal sensitivity can tell that an unusually great number of timelines converge on that piece of headgear in particular.
If you were to then take that hat to the proprietor of the shop, a warm-faced and roundly-shaped fellow, he would gently explain its history to you. He would tell you that it was once worn by a traveler of tremendous provenance, a genius and a gentleman, and after telling you something of that man he would go on to say that the man received the hat as a gift from an old friend. And then he would tell something of that old friend, and accordingly go into the tale of how she got the hat.
And this could on forever. But we have to stop somewhere, and so it is the tale of the woman who gave the hat to its last owner that concerns us today. Cast your mind back years ago, to the days before chaos ruled infinity, to the days before time and space as we know it were even born…



